threesome candy

paninya:

"ur just into girls to get attention"

yeah girls attention

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

fallen-inspiration:

Marvel Cinematic Universe 2014-2018:

Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Doctor Strange
Thor III: Ragnarok
Black Panther
Captain America III: Reborn
The Invincible Iron Man (Iron Man IV)
Avengers III

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

image

(Source: addelburgh)

deducecanoe:

Brilliant

(Source: thesmugasexual)

starspangledsoviet:

GUYS

weird-bug:

i just made this video

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

ashle1:

wow

xekstrin:

talk dirty to me

nsfwfishdinner

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

petit-poids:

Kamil Czapiga