those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over
Me when i meet someone with a big booty!
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook