threesome candy

(Source: ketsunsugakaii)

when-hi-met-oops:

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

pure gold

(Source: doughnot)

anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

image

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

arcticmonkies:

sexting

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

(Source: sugarbone)

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

icerapier:

Why NBC should be afraid of cancelling Hannibal.

(Source: scream)

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: gothqirl)

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook